Am Having Too Much Fun to Blog But Here Is a Joke From David, the Brit
So my friend Coco is here visiting me and we are having so much fun and we are laughing and I do not want to blog but here is a joke from David, the Brit….
Vitamin D; A Death; Uncanny Resemblance; the Grace of Equinox; Dominican University and More
One of the funniest things that happened during my stay in Marin was to receive the results of my blood work. My doctor informed me that I needed more Vitamin D. I just laughed and…
Waking in Luxury; An Airplane Encounter Leading to No Kids; and Then Cleopatra
I awake to total luxury – the bed’s expensive sheets are so soft against my skin, the many pillows a fortress. The rugs are white and thick and so I skate into the bathroom where…
Leaving On a Jet Plane; Reflections on an Incredible Performance of the Vancouver Symphony;; Texts from Hottie; Ending with A Message That Made Me Cry
So I am leaving on a jet plane but I do know when I am coming back. I don’t particularly want to go but medical and dental appointments need doing and in my never ending…
Waking Up Sad, In Spite of Everything
Sometimes I do not understand my psyche, I have taken to waking up sad – full of dread and emptiness. There is no reason for this. Things are going so well. I learned that I…
I Remain Totally Bummed About My Blog Being Hacked Although Objectively I Have No Reason To Be and Best I Be Grateful For All Of the Good Things I Have In Life; A Joke from London; Off to the Symphony this Afternoon and an Email Exchange
I do remain totally bummed about being hacked. But I do objectively realize that I have no reason to be for oh so many reasons. It is best for me to list them – so…
My Blog Has Been Hacked and I am Devastated; Wire Transfer Did Not Go Through So I am OverDrawn: and Other Tales of Woe But Such Support; a Sweet Email and a Wonderful Little Boy; A Video of Dismay
God damn but what a dreadful day. I went to my Canadian bank and a wire transfer of mighty bucks had not been received and I am overdrawn. I did the transfer on March 22,…
Downright Weird; No Handyman; A Funny Email Exchange; ending with the Denouement with Video of the Knighting of Sir Richard of Hot
I awoke to the knowledge that my life is a little unusual; in fact my life is down right weird. I would not like it any different but brother, is it EVER weird. If you…
A Liar Leaves; The Power of Social Media; Then to Slovakia
I recently learned that a man, a known liar, is leaving Vancouver. I hate lying at the best of times – at all times actually – but his lies about me were particularly destructive. They…
Wanted: Cabana Boy; Knighthood for Hottie; What a Day Last Thursday Was; Recognition; Identifying With Lucinda
I woke up this morning and decided that what I really needed was a Cabana Boy. He would make my breakfast and bring me breakfast in bed, he would make my television work again, he…