A certain scientific test measures the balance between alone time and people, social time. I have taken the test and was queried as to what my scores were – I suppose to see how self…
While I was in Dubai my dearest high school friend CPI (or CPO) sent the following question.She: It suddenly struck me last night – what do these men wear under those spotless white robes and…
I feel like a person without a country at the present moment. The United Kingdom did not want me, the return to Canada was a bitter disappointment so placing my tail between my legs (what…
Faithful readers will know that I came to the Mercury this morning to find good looking young men. So I arrive and there were NONE. Not even one But then four or five walked in…
Very recently, well I guess it was yesterday, I began to communicate directly with Fazza who is the Crown Prince of Dubai also known at the Sultan and also known as SSS. I do not…
I sit here at my favourite place. The Mercury on Octavia. I have ordered the Weekend Special which is taking some time to prepare,. The owner told me, I said ok. I am surrounded by…
I pondered this in the bath tub where I was enjoying my vitalizing soak. I have been in a rather atypical bizarre relationship with a multibillionaire for about three months and all I have to…
There is a special humour section of The New Yorker and the article today discusses “Additional Reactions I’d Like for iMessage.” I liked iPhones better back when they did not exist.I will never be bothered…
Google made the following announcement:” A collection of poems recited by Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed are now available for Emirates airline passengers to tune into while on board their flight. Travellers can listen to audio…
Monday I saw my doctor of about forty years. There was nothing specifically wrong with me , I had been placed on a new medication for my GERD (which is working by the e=way). But…