Waking Up Sad, In Spite of Everything
Sometimes I do not understand my psyche, I have taken to waking up sad – full of dread and emptiness. There is no reason for this. Things are going so well. I learned that I…
I Remain Totally Bummed About My Blog Being Hacked Although Objectively I Have No Reason To Be and Best I Be Grateful For All Of the Good Things I Have In Life; A Joke from London; Off to the Symphony this Afternoon and an Email Exchange
I do remain totally bummed about being hacked. But I do objectively realize that I have no reason to be for oh so many reasons. It is best for me to list them – so…
My Blog Has Been Hacked and I am Devastated; Wire Transfer Did Not Go Through So I am OverDrawn: and Other Tales of Woe But Such Support; a Sweet Email and a Wonderful Little Boy; A Video of Dismay
God damn but what a dreadful day. I went to my Canadian bank and a wire transfer of mighty bucks had not been received and I am overdrawn. I did the transfer on March 22,…
Downright Weird; No Handyman; A Funny Email Exchange; ending with the Denouement with Video of the Knighting of Sir Richard of Hot
I awoke to the knowledge that my life is a little unusual; in fact my life is down right weird. I would not like it any different but brother, is it EVER weird. If you…
A Liar Leaves; The Power of Social Media; Then to Slovakia
I recently learned that a man, a known liar, is leaving Vancouver. I hate lying at the best of times – at all times actually – but his lies about me were particularly destructive. They…
Wanted: Cabana Boy; Knighthood for Hottie; What a Day Last Thursday Was; Recognition; Identifying With Lucinda
I woke up this morning and decided that what I really needed was a Cabana Boy. He would make my breakfast and bring me breakfast in bed, he would make my television work again, he…
My Life is SO AMAZING; and Other Thoughts; and You Do Not Even Know the Back Stories; A Wedding Dress; Not the Granville Market Today; And A Tune
I laughed with Cousin Gail during our telephone conversation this morning: Me: I have to have an uneventful day today. I am getting behind – I did not blog about yesterday! I am getting behind!…
A Love Affair with the Equinox Gym; An Artist; The Joy of Sex; Shedding the Engagement Ring; More Wedding Plans
My love affair with the Equinox Gym on West Georgia Street continues. I love the trainers and the staff and we have the best time together. I got a little miffed with the billing system…
The Joys of Take Out; A Family Celebration; My Trumpiness; The Fate of the Umbrellas; Canada’s Most Dangerous City; A Text Exchange and Future Topics Including New Wedding Plans
New readers may not be aware of this salient fact BUT I always tell the truth and the things reported actually do happen to me. It is highly unlikely, occasionally improbable, but is reality. Truth…
Famous or Infamous: That is the Question: Not Being Charles Manson; Not Being Hitler; Not Being a Creative Writing Teacher; Wedding Planning; My Stars
Mike cheekily said of my fame: He: I don’t think you are famous, I think you are infamous Me: I will have to look that up – you may be right. So now I have…