Alexis McBride

November 15, 2020

More Hilarity from The Borowitz Report: Gavin the Governor Displays Absolute Arrogance Once Again; Arrogance Defined; Another Totally Funny Article Stemming from the New Yorker With a Link So That You Can Find It Yourself

Well Andy is at it again, and thank God for that. This is the most recent from his pen (or computer).The United States is celebrating a full week of Donald J. Trump not talking, Americans…

November 13, 2020

Another Fantastic Day, This Time in Marin; Retrieving A Prior Blog While Sitting In the Dental Chair; Relearning that I am Considered Charismatic, Interesting, Lovable, Ebullient Etc. An Investigation Into the Huge Number of Readers in Singapore; Photo of Alexis in Dental Chair; Another New Name, BeeBee

Yesterday was another great day- one would not think so when you learn how it began. It was a trip to Marin to the dentist. It is the same dentist I have had for years…

November 11, 2020

Yesterday Was One of the Happiest Days of My Life; Wonderful News of the 90% Effectiveness of the COVID-19 Vaccine; Great Views of the Bay Eating Donuts; A Moribund Fisherman’s Wharf; Buena Vista Open For Business, Such Fine Food and Drink; Memories of Brunch at Buena Vista in 1979; Observing Men Under the Protection of a Head Scarf; Photos From Lunch; Statistics Which Startle

Woke up to wonderful news from Al Jazeera, the best news ever!! “Pfizer Inc says its experimental COVID-19 vaccine is more than 90 percent effective, a major victory in the fight against a pandemic that…

November 10, 2020

A You Tube Entitled Marry Me; Dear Fazza Returns “Loved Your Comments: But Onto Serious Matters, Research Into the Relationship Between Jews and Muslims Yields Knowledge and Understanding: Not Anti-Semitic But Anti-Aggressor, Anti-Arrogant and Anti-Oppressor

On November 2, 2020 a YouTube video appeared entitled Will You marry me, Dear Prince Fazza. The video was rather random, – showing Fazza cooking (with his money one would think he could hire a…

November 9, 2020

Finally, A Humorous Not a Serious Blog in Which I Laugh About My Life With Men, Well My Former Life With Men as I am a Muslim Lady; A Potential Conversation With An Imaginary Handsome Young Man. Obviate Defined and Illustrated; A Needlepoint Hanging Upon the Wall

This song echoes for some reason, in my head. You Made Me Love You, Here are the lyrics. You made me love youI didn’t want to do itI didn’t want to do itYou made me…

November 7, 2020

Hello USA; Farewell to the Middle East; Goodbye Dubai and Quitting Qatar; Hopefully the Last Words on Trump; Buffoon and Sundry Defined; The Effects of Self-Isolation on My Sense of Reality; Contemplating the Many Changes That Being in the World Again Will Bring

My goodness gracious me, this from the New Yorker as Any Skvorkin discusses the litigation Trump is humping on the Courts: “The plan gets a little fuzzy at that last point, but the first two…

November 6, 2020

Move to Marin Meets With Approval; Exodus and Scrumptious Defined; Somerset Where A Man Dressed As a Wizard Can Be Seen in a Fist Fight With Someone Dressed as a Vagina; Dietary Restrictions Found in the Islamic Faith and Why They Make Sense; Modesty Is the Best Policy When Choosing A Mate

Wise Man joined the ranks of those who have approved (actually lauded) my move to Marin.He: That is such a good idea, Alexis. I am proud of you! That is just where you belong and…

November 5, 2020

Al Jazeera Strikes Again With An Opinion Written by the Prime Minister of Norway Warning that the Disruption of Education Poses Greater Threat to Children Than the Virus Itself; Photo of Me in Hiding

The informed and intelligent Opinion began in the following manner: “We do not fully know the extent of children’s role in the spread of COVID-19. However, we do know that the global disruption of education…

November 4, 2020

Finally Some Good News Concerning Gaven the Governor; Gavin’s Four Children Get to Go to School While He Prevents Scores of Other Less Privileged Children; Entitled Defined; Trump Makes Yet Another Bad Political and Strategic Decision; Despicable Defined; Day Twelve of Being a Muslim; A Hug; Getting Off One’s High Horse; The Vaccine Within Sight

Finally a stand has been taken against the antics of Gavin the Governor. It is the most delicious news. Of course there may be appeals because, goodness knows, he is not going to admit that…

November 3, 2020

One Has GOT to Love Andy Borowitz ; I Am Outta Here And Back to Marin; A Mysterious Text From Qatar; Celibate Defined; The Joys of Nitrous Oxide; Phots of a Head Scarfed Me

Well, here comes the election and Andy found something to joke about and it totally made me laugh. “Plunging her reëlection bid for the United States Senate into uncertainty, Susan Collins announced on Monday that…