Alexis McBride

November 9, 2020

Finally, A Humorous Not a Serious Blog in Which I Laugh About My Life With Men, Well My Former Life With Men as I am a Muslim Lady; A Potential Conversation With An Imaginary Handsome Young Man. Obviate Defined and Illustrated; A Needlepoint Hanging Upon the Wall

This song echoes for some reason, in my head. You Made Me Love You, Here are the lyrics. You made me love youI didn’t want to do itI didn’t want to do itYou made me…

November 7, 2020

Hello USA; Farewell to the Middle East; Goodbye Dubai and Quitting Qatar; Hopefully the Last Words on Trump; Buffoon and Sundry Defined; The Effects of Self-Isolation on My Sense of Reality; Contemplating the Many Changes That Being in the World Again Will Bring

My goodness gracious me, this from the New Yorker as Any Skvorkin discusses the litigation Trump is humping on the Courts: “The plan gets a little fuzzy at that last point, but the first two…

November 6, 2020

Move to Marin Meets With Approval; Exodus and Scrumptious Defined; Somerset Where A Man Dressed As a Wizard Can Be Seen in a Fist Fight With Someone Dressed as a Vagina; Dietary Restrictions Found in the Islamic Faith and Why They Make Sense; Modesty Is the Best Policy When Choosing A Mate

Wise Man joined the ranks of those who have approved (actually lauded) my move to Marin.He: That is such a good idea, Alexis. I am proud of you! That is just where you belong and…

November 5, 2020

Al Jazeera Strikes Again With An Opinion Written by the Prime Minister of Norway Warning that the Disruption of Education Poses Greater Threat to Children Than the Virus Itself; Photo of Me in Hiding

The informed and intelligent Opinion began in the following manner: “We do not fully know the extent of children’s role in the spread of COVID-19. However, we do know that the global disruption of education…

November 4, 2020

Finally Some Good News Concerning Gaven the Governor; Gavin’s Four Children Get to Go to School While He Prevents Scores of Other Less Privileged Children; Entitled Defined; Trump Makes Yet Another Bad Political and Strategic Decision; Despicable Defined; Day Twelve of Being a Muslim; A Hug; Getting Off One’s High Horse; The Vaccine Within Sight

Finally a stand has been taken against the antics of Gavin the Governor. It is the most delicious news. Of course there may be appeals because, goodness knows, he is not going to admit that…

November 3, 2020

One Has GOT to Love Andy Borowitz ; I Am Outta Here And Back to Marin; A Mysterious Text From Qatar; Celibate Defined; The Joys of Nitrous Oxide; Phots of a Head Scarfed Me

Well, here comes the election and Andy found something to joke about and it totally made me laugh. “Plunging her reëlection bid for the United States Senate into uncertainty, Susan Collins announced on Monday that…

November 1, 2020

Shame on the United States of America,Cheers and Great Honour to Be Paid to Qatar; Look At What Qatar Has Done And Continues to Do: Arrogance Defined; My Three Names, Alexis, Ayla, Baby; Arrogant Defined; I Answer to Alexis, Alya and Baby

This statement was made at the United Nations on October 9, 2020: “Based on the State of Qatar’s belief in the importance of work established on the principle of cooperation and partnership, and to mitigate…

October 31, 2020

A Conversation with Hamden Another with Fake Fazza Both Taking Place Via Pinterest; The Desperation of Taking An Identity Not Your Own; The Desperation of Needing Hundreds of Admirers; Pandemonium, Tasty and Abhor Defined

Pinterest informed me that a man by the name of Hamden bin Mohammad wanted to communicate with me. His name was accompanied by a photo of the Sultan (aka Fazza) (aka the Crown Prince of…

October 30, 2020

The Horribly High and Irretrievable Cost of San Francisco’s Massive Shutdown; Blame Cast Upon Breed and Colfax; I am Going to Join the Ranks of Those Getting Out of Here; But On a Lighter Note; The Secret of People’s Attraction To Me From a 2017 Blog; Changes Will Have to Be Made Due to My Embracing the Islamic Faith; Honest is the Best Policy Explained And Elaborated Upon; Sketch of Nude in Bathroom

A reasoned and recent report emerging from SFGate reported: The result: San Francisco, which pre-pandemic had nearly 900,000 residents, has recorded just over 12,200 virus cases and 145 deaths, among the lowest death rates in…

October 30, 2020

Some Things Not Going At All Well in Israel; A Learned and Lengthly Article from Al Jazeera Reveals All; A Nation Divided Against Itself, Which Is Israel; Coronavirus is Destroying Corrupt Governments; A Nation Divided; An Outrageous Suggestion and Comment; Too Bad, So Sad I Was Born in Canada.

This from Al Jazeera, News from the Middle East. A declaration of war against the coronavirus was announced by the Prime Minister but this war is not going well for the country.” Not only has…