humour Archives - Alexis McBride

August 27, 2025

Disorientation, Despair, and Discombobulation Relieved By Humor: Delicious Breakfast Buffet However Unable to Find Elevators: Helpful Man is the New General Manager of Hotel; Text Conversation Speaks of Need to Repent but Then Receiving the Mercy of Allah (SWT); Looking for the Direction of the Kaaba Leads to an Interesting Discovery

I woke up this morning in the Jakarta JW Marriott feeling disoriented, in despair and discombobulated (I do love that word, it means confused and disconcerted), Looked about wondering what to photograph for my morning WhatsApp…

July 30, 2025

My Good Morning Message of the Day; Realizing Perhaps I am Not Alone; Reach the Realization of My Becoming Insular; Look to the World Finding Chaos and Horror and Hypocrisy; My Move to the UAE an Example of Out of the Frying Pan Into the Fire’ ; Don’t Look Back Quotes; Photos of a Dreary Morning; Slippers and a Hopeful Message ;

July 30, 2025 This morning I woke up to rain and a powerful storm. My dismal WhatsApp photo had the following message. Sunrise this morning. But the power of the thunder and lightening is electrifying. …

January 31, 2021

A Serious Blog About Evil and Mysticism But it Begins With Adept Andy’s Humour; A Mystical Dimension of Islam; Definition of Parable; Delhi and Horney Are Still in Love and Kissing

This is going to be a very serious blog so it is best to begin it with humour and Andy Borowitz of The New Yorker comes to your rescue. This one is priceless: “Explaining their…

January 22, 2021

Beginning Again With Andy: Oh What a Beautiful Morning With An Inspiring Article From the New Yorker; Read It if You Dare: A Premiere of a Blog to Come; Incisive Defined; Photo of a Head-Saving Screen

During this hibernation period I sleep like a bear. Hours and hours and hours. It works wonders for the immune system, hence one of the best things a person can do for themselves. Type immune…

March 19, 2018

An Official Announcement; Scuffed Shoes; Unfairness at the Equinox; It’s All About Me; and More…

So this is going to be a short and sweet blog. The Official Announcement is that I have the best life of anyone in the whole world. Well, I do admit that I am being…

March 13, 2018

An E Day; The Famous Alexis McBride; Back at the Trump: Hottie Steals My Glasses; and a Fellow Blogger

Yesterday was definitely an E day – Exuberant, Enthusiastic, Ebullient, Ecstatic, Exquisite (but not Erotic, one cannot have everything ,particularly at my age). This is, honest to goodness, how it began. I got in the…