The Actual and Absolute Truth As Usual; Brown Cataract Rejected; Offer of a Cyclops; Also Rejected; Cyclops Research Reveals Taste for Humans; Soon to Speak Seriously of Saudi Arabia; Its Desecration of the Holiest of Sights as Observed: This Task Taken on Reluctantly But With Necessary Serenity; Reel of Successful Cataract Surgery; Photos of Table View and Fixer Upper
An appointment with my eye surgeon, it was either yesterday or the day before or the day before yesterday. For some obscure reason, decided to say something funny, even went so far as to rehearse…