About Me
This is the latest, the most up to date, About Me. It shall take the place of the one posted in that section. In a day or two this up…
New Hilarity from Andy Borowitz; News From The Sun, A UK Publication; Trajectory and Accursed Defined; The Lack of Structure Occasioned by the Pandemic; Helpful Suggestions For Coping With the Lack of Structure; A Revision to the About Me Portion of the Blog
This again is an absolute winner from the computer of Andy: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an attempt to demonstrate that he is in better physical condition than President-elect Joe Biden,…
The Lawyer In Me Loves This; A Fight For the Title of the Worst Lawyer in America;Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold Defined and Illustrated: Writer’s Block Book With Some Helpful Jump-Starts Enumerated: Photograph of Writer’s Block Book
Andy Borowitz in his amazing way did it again. This: In an unexpected turn of events for the former New York mayor, a poll of legal experts has determined that…
Andy, Andy, How I Love You!; Willie Brown Loses His Mind; No Turkey For Me; The Joys of Being a Very Blinging Boss; Turkey Dinner With the Trumps; Picture of My Thansgkivkg Breakfast
This is funny, from the computer of Andy Borowiz: Ivanka Trump applies for Job As Biden’s Daughter, with a date line of October 10, 2020. “In what many viewed as…
A Strange But Wonderful Day (in the Long Run); A Change In Status and Name; Not So Fond of the Emir of Qatar Anymore: Affiliation Defined; Covered and Modest But With Bling; Photograph Taken by CG
Well this day did not exactly begin on a high note – my hot water leaked all over the bed and me. Honestly, I did not wet the bed. Towels…
Borowitz Strikes Again; Garry Wills Speaks About His Book on the Quran; Cities Are Not Going to Bounce Back According to El Jazeera; Infrequent Blogging Is Upon Us; Head Scarfed Alexis
How does the man (Andy Borowitz) do it?? This from October 18,2020. Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reelected. “Calling New Zealand’s Prime…
Boredom With American Politics Only Relieved by Andy Borowitiz; Preposterous Defined: An Analysis of Humour; Jolly Good News from the Vaccine Front; No Normal But New Normal; Photograph of the Most Delicious Butter Chicken Ever Eaten
I do admit to being totally bored with the American Federal Political scene and have been since my arrival on these fair shores in 1967. However Andy Borowitz does indeed…
Day Twenty-Nine of Being a Muslim; I Am Now a Muslim Virgin: Kim’s Great Abilities and a Way to Contact Her; Head Scarves in Marin But Not San Francisco; New Chapter In My Life; An Amazing Discovery Zahir Naik; Me In Head Scarf Wrapped by Kim
I became a Muslim on October 20, 2020 – so today is Day 29. When one becomes a Muslim one becomes a BeeBee again – so I am 29 days…
More Hilarity from The Borowitz Report: Gavin the Governor Displays Absolute Arrogance Once Again; Arrogance Defined; Another Totally Funny Article Stemming from the New Yorker With a Link So That You Can Find It Yourself
Well Andy is at it again, and thank God for that. This is the most recent from his pen (or computer).The United States is celebrating a full week of Donald…
Another Fantastic Day, This Time in Marin; Retrieving A Prior Blog While Sitting In the Dental Chair; Relearning that I am Considered Charismatic, Interesting, Lovable, Ebullient Etc. An Investigation Into the Huge Number of Readers in Singapore; Photo of Alexis in Dental Chair; Another New Name, BeeBee
Yesterday was another great day- one would not think so when you learn how it began. It was a trip to Marin to the dentist. It is the same dentist…